{"id":2334,"date":"2007-04-06T13:37:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-06T13:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/04\/06\/i-really-want-there-to-be-hot-water-faster\/"},"modified":"2007-04-06T13:37:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-06T13:37:00","slug":"i-really-want-there-to-be-hot-water-faster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/04\/06\/i-really-want-there-to-be-hot-water-faster\/","title":{"rendered":"I really want there to be hot water faster"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"exhibit<\/a><\/div>\n

“Honest, your honor, I thought she was 16.”<\/a><\/p>\n

Look! There’s weather today!<\/p>\n

Antony<\/a> wanted proof, locked as he is in his dark little office, too sick to go out for a cigarette, so I broke the lock on the trapdoor to the roof, took photographs and sent him a pictorial essay: on the treatise that the sky can be a blue colour in the city of Vancouver<\/i>. It was deliciously warm up there, perfect for my bare feet. <\/p>\n

Of course, since I was up there, a gray haze has been taking back the sky. I say we petition and have it thrown out.<\/p>\n

Nicole<\/a> and I are continuing Alastair<\/a>‘s bathroom today. When we’re done it will be a pale ghost of butter yellow with a cheerful blue sky on the ceiling. It’s all Very! Spring! I’ll try to remember to take pictures. His shower curtain alone is worth the price of admission.<\/p>\n

Yesterday Andrew<\/a> met a man who’d never seen the ocean before. “Tourists took pictures of him, swimming fully clothed, just off the seawall.”<\/p>\n

(Apparently it’s a holiday. Happy Guy-Onna-Stick Day<\/a>).<\/i><\/p>\n

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“Honest, your honor, I thought she was 16.” Look! There’s weather today! Antony wanted proof, locked as he is in his dark little office, too sick to go out for a cigarette, so I broke the lock on the trapdoor to the roof, took photographs and sent him a pictorial essay: on the treatise that … Continue reading “I really want there to be hot water faster”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[177,1115,591,1434],"class_list":["post-2334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-andrew","tag-angeles","tag-nicole","tag-spring"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2334"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2334\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}