{"id":2320,"date":"2007-12-22T21:23:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-22T21:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/12\/22\/treacherous-shopping-seasons\/"},"modified":"2007-12-22T21:23:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-22T21:23:00","slug":"treacherous-shopping-seasons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/12\/22\/treacherous-shopping-seasons\/","title":{"rendered":"treacherous shopping seasons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/d\/363.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wondermark.com\/comics\/363.gif\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Alastair and I tried to see Sweeney Todd yesterday. We failed completely, but not after we braved the inside of a shopping mall. What a spectacle! The traffic alone&#8230; Surfacing was obviously a mistake. We should have stayed hiding, like I did today, processing photographs and listening to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=JE9dWPWR3MY\">bad-ass Russian hip-hop<\/a> thick with accordion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alastair and I tried to see Sweeney Todd yesterday. We failed completely, but not after we braved the inside of a shopping mall. What a spectacle! The traffic alone&#8230; Surfacing was obviously a mistake. We should have stayed hiding, like I did today, processing photographs and listening to bad-ass Russian hip-hop thick with accordion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[259,1431],"class_list":["post-2320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-alastair","tag-the-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}