{"id":2283,"date":"2007-11-24T02:44:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-24T02:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/11\/24\/a-quick-useless-note-before-bed-were-all-related-because-we-say-so\/"},"modified":"2007-11-24T02:44:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-24T02:44:00","slug":"a-quick-useless-note-before-bed-were-all-related-because-we-say-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/11\/24\/a-quick-useless-note-before-bed-were-all-related-because-we-say-so\/","title":{"rendered":"a quick, useless note before bed: we’re all related because we say so"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have decided my family tree isn’t even a bush. It’s a tesseract. My day began crawling out of bed at Alastair’s<\/a>, (who briefly dated Kelly<\/a>, one of Antony’s co-workers), stealing a pair of his pants, coming home, slipping on the corset Antony gave me over one of his left-behind shirts, then taking part in my godmother Silva and her partner Amber<\/a>‘s coyote-blessed Jewish\/Hopi wedding. (Where I found out that her nephew used to be my friend Elliot’s wife’s roommate for many years). After the wedding was concluded and the reception wrapped up, I was dropped off by my not-actually-aunt Terry<\/a>, (one of Silva’s best friends), at Eaon<\/a>‘s birthday party, (who was best friends with Silva’s ex-partner’s daughter), who then introduced me (to simplify things) as his sister-in-law<\/i> on the basis that he’s slept with my not-actually-sister, the ex-step-daughter, and I’ve slept with his not-actually-brother<\/a>, Antony, so therefore<\/i>… <\/p>\n

I am beginning to believe I have reached a social event horizon. <\/p>\n

To tie it all together in a nice neat loop, last time Antony was in town, I brought him to Silva’s for nummy<\/a> birthday cake.<\/a> (And with that, the use of the word nummy<\/i>, (is that even in the dictionary?), I am giving up and going to bed. Night all. Congratulate Silva here<\/a> and Amber here<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have decided my family tree isn’t even a bush. It’s a tesseract. My day began crawling out of bed at Alastair’s, (who briefly dated Kelly, one of Antony’s co-workers), stealing a pair of his pants, coming home, slipping on the corset Antony gave me over one of his left-behind shirts, then taking part in … Continue reading “a quick, useless note before bed: we’re all related because we say so”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1396,1383,1398,343,1395,35,392,1397,1394],"class_list":["post-2283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-amber","tag-antony","tag-eaon","tag-family","tag-relatives","tag-silva","tag-terry","tag-vancouver-as-inscest","tag-what"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}