{"id":2141,"date":"2007-05-20T17:51:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-20T17:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/05\/20\/he-seemed-very-nice-somehow\/"},"modified":"2007-05-20T17:51:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-20T17:51:00","slug":"he-seemed-very-nice-somehow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/05\/20\/he-seemed-very-nice-somehow\/","title":{"rendered":"he seemed very nice, somehow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heavy soft-box rain. The light was unreal in how beautiful it was. I took my glasses off at the bus-stop, didn&#8217;t put them back on until I found myself at work. It made me less nervous than I thought it would. <\/p>\n<p>A girl standing on the bus leaned towards me, stage-whispered, &#8220;I like your hair.&#8221; as I passed her. I whispered back, &#8220;thank you&#8221; and sat down, unable to see her face. At Broadway Station, rain caught sharply on the flowers, a sudden unexpected illusion of clarity &#8211; the light from the petals stung my blindness like metal splinters. <\/p>\n<p>I fidgeted with my hands on the train, unable to read without my glasses on. How do other people sit for so long without a book? A man sitting across from me seemed to be staring, but I couldn&#8217;t make it out. I wondered if my inability to focus gave me away as blind until another man, deliberate business casual, brown shoes, inoffensive glasses, crouched down at my feet to gently whisper, &#8220;I have to tell you.&#8221; I nodded, yes, willing to swear I had never met him before. Very quietly, solemnly, he whispered, &#8220;the way you look gives me an erection&#8221; into my ear. I whispered the same reply to him as I did to the girl on the bus, then he nodded, still looking grave, stood up and exited the car. <\/p>\n<p>Work, so far, has not been a tenth as interesting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heavy soft-box rain. The light was unreal in how beautiful it was. I took my glasses off at the bus-stop, didn&#8217;t put them back on until I found myself at work. It made me less nervous than I thought it would. A girl standing on the bus leaned towards me, stage-whispered, &#8220;I like your hair.&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/05\/20\/he-seemed-very-nice-somehow\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;he seemed very nice, somehow&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1165,1168,150],"class_list":["post-2141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-im-sorry-what","tag-this-wacky-world-we-live-in","tag-transit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}