{"id":2139,"date":"2007-05-18T02:05:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-18T02:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/05\/18\/on-the-heels-of-the-inevitable-im-not-in-love-with-you-phonecall-which-always-makes-me-spit-black\/"},"modified":"2007-05-18T02:05:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-18T02:05:00","slug":"on-the-heels-of-the-inevitable-im-not-in-love-with-you-phonecall-which-always-makes-me-spit-black","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/05\/18\/on-the-heels-of-the-inevitable-im-not-in-love-with-you-phonecall-which-always-makes-me-spit-black\/","title":{"rendered":"on the heels of the inevitable &#8220;I&#8217;m not in love with you&#8221; phonecall which always makes me spit black"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Also:<\/p>\n<p>To whoever it was so <i>thoughtfully<\/i> tucked the pair of condoms down next to my bed?<\/p>\n<p><center> <u>Incredibly<\/u> bad taste. Poor taste. Poor timing. You <b>lose<\/b>. I will find you. You won&#8217;t like it when I do.<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Also: To whoever it was so thoughtfully tucked the pair of condoms down next to my bed? Incredibly bad taste. Poor taste. Poor timing. You lose. I will find you. You won&#8217;t like it when I do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1115,138,1165,1166,275],"class_list":["post-2139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-angeles","tag-death","tag-im-sorry-what","tag-prophylactics","tag-revenge"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}