{"id":2072,"date":"2007-03-02T19:43:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-02T19:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/03\/02\/zombies-get-a-step-up\/"},"modified":"2007-03-02T19:43:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-02T19:43:00","slug":"zombies-get-a-step-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/03\/02\/zombies-get-a-step-up\/","title":{"rendered":"zombies get a step up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Calling classy zombies of all persuasions for a &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><center>?<b>! Gala Premiere Screaming of &#8220;Fido&#8221; !<\/b><br \/>\nA heartworming film about a boy and his pet zombie&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Thursday, March 15th; show up at 6:30pm SHARP!<br \/>\nParamount Theatre (Burrard and Smithe) &#8211; sophistication neon style!<br \/>\n<i>Zombies get in free!<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Hot zombie starlets, suave zombie fellas, and undead big-shots of all kinds are invited to this gala affair.  <\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re more inclined to be on the other side of the lens, then bring along a camera and a nosey-parker attitude &#8211; zombie paparazzi are invited as well, just to make things fair.<\/p>\n<p>Lurch, bike, car pool or cab your way to the red carpet for the premiere Vancouver screaming of Fido, a homegrown Pleasantville-meets-The Power of Nightmares-with-zombies film (more info here: http:\/\/fidothemovie.com\/ )<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re coming from work, think day-to-night Barbie, but with more rotting.  If you&#8217;ve been sitting in front of a computer all day then chances are you&#8217;re already half-way there!<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re unemployed then you should have no problems disguising yourself as an actor&#8230;adding zombie to the equation isn&#8217;t really that much more of a stretch.<\/p>\n<p>Try to keep your oozing to a minimum as the poor ushers at the Paramount don&#8217;t get paid nearly enough to clean zombie goo from the seat upholstery.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Calling classy zombies of all persuasions for a &#8230; ?! Gala Premiere Screaming of &#8220;Fido&#8221; ! A heartworming film about a boy and his pet zombie&#8230; Thursday, March 15th; show up at 6:30pm SHARP! Paramount Theatre (Burrard and Smithe) &#8211; sophistication neon style! Zombies get in free! Hot zombie starlets, suave zombie fellas, and undead &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/03\/02\/zombies-get-a-step-up\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;zombies get a step up&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1065,1064,276],"class_list":["post-2072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fido","tag-premiere","tag-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2072"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2072\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}