{"id":2043,"date":"2007-01-27T14:09:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-27T14:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/01\/27\/37-dihydro-37-dimethyl-1h-purine-26-dione-for-the-weak-of-heart\/"},"modified":"2007-01-27T14:09:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-27T14:09:00","slug":"37-dihydro-37-dimethyl-1h-purine-26-dione-for-the-weak-of-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/01\/27\/37-dihydro-37-dimethyl-1h-purine-26-dione-for-the-weak-of-heart\/","title":{"rendered":"3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione for the weak of heart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I call him the Marquis of Missionary. We met in a narrow therapeutic index, literally chronic first contact. A bitter alkaloid, now he musses up my hair on a daily basis. Ten minutes every morning, ten minutes every night, a lecture comprised of similar compounds, my heels digging into his back. Our wet chemistry excludes quantitative chemical analysis, I don&#8217;t want children until marriage. His family, caffinated, seem like other basic nitrogen-containing yuppies. Despite their frequently confusing genus, they are dull, lacking in suffix. I don&#8217;t like spending time with them, I would rather derive my pleasure down the coast to our cabin, our celluloid haven.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I call him the Marquis of Missionary. We met in a narrow therapeutic index, literally chronic first contact. A bitter alkaloid, now he musses up my hair on a daily basis. Ten minutes every morning, ten minutes every night, a lecture comprised of similar compounds, my heels digging into his back. Our wet chemistry excludes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2007\/01\/27\/37-dihydro-37-dimethyl-1h-purine-26-dione-for-the-weak-of-heart\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione for the weak of heart&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1027,143],"class_list":["post-2043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-chocolate","tag-rabbit-hole-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2043"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}