{"id":198,"date":"2004-01-15T13:13:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-15T13:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/01\/15\/jobhunt-of-january\/"},"modified":"2004-01-15T13:13:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-15T13:13:00","slug":"jobhunt-of-january","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/01\/15\/jobhunt-of-january\/","title":{"rendered":"jobhunt of january"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m wandering about on-line, searching for someone who needs me. It&#8217;s seeming so futile that I can&#8217;t imagine how people find potential mates this way.<\/p>\n<p><i>NEW AD &#8211; Help Wanted (01\/15\/04)<br \/>\nMILLIONAIRE MINDED? Local semi-retired millionaire looking for 2 key people to teach business to. Ph 1-877-347-2432 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>Nope &#8211; they can&#8217;t be wanting me. I think of the lottery is another tax. *sighs* It&#8217;s sunny outside. Liquid heat pouring through the windows. Bright and eyefilling. I considered writing about past amours today but decide the list is too wretched a thing to think about on a lovely day like this. Dammit Gavin &#8211; why can&#8217;t I remember your last name?<\/p>\n<p><i>Help Wanted (01\/09\/04)<br \/>\nGraveyard Receptionist wanted. Must be reliable, responsible &#038; organized. Duties incl. answering ph, data entry, booking appts &#038; record keeping. N\/s. Fax resume: Jet Set Escort<\/i><\/p>\n<p>This one though &#8211; I could do that. I&#8217;m not againt the oldest proffession. I can type, take phonecalls and Graveyard is my favorite. Finally I could answer when I&#8217;m asked if I know any pretty single women. &#8220;Could I set you up with any? Sure! Claire only  charges $35\/hour &#8211; could you handle that??&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m wandering about on-line, searching for someone who needs me. It&#8217;s seeming so futile that I can&#8217;t imagine how people find potential mates this way. NEW AD &#8211; Help Wanted (01\/15\/04) MILLIONAIRE MINDED? Local semi-retired millionaire looking for 2 key people to teach business to. Ph 1-877-347-2432 Nope &#8211; they can&#8217;t be wanting me. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/01\/15\/jobhunt-of-january\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;jobhunt of january&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}