So my dear treasure of a friend, Mark Campbell, whom only a few of you have heard of, came over last night and introduced me to one of the most stunning spectacles I have ever seen<\/b>, so consummately remarkable as to strain credulity. By chapter seven, I was struck speechless. I could barely process anymore, except to writhe painfully in constant breathless laughter. <\/p>\n
Welcome, my friends, to R. Kelly’s<\/b> superb act of genius, “Trapped in the Closet.” <\/b><\/p>\n
Part I<\/a> – Part II<\/a> – Part III<\/a> – Part IV<\/a> – Part V<\/a> – Part VI<\/a> – Part VII<\/a> – Part IIX<\/a> – Part IX<\/a> – Part X<\/a> – Part XI<\/a> – Part XII<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So my dear treasure of a friend, Mark Campbell, whom only a few of you have heard of, came over last night and introduced me to one of the most stunning spectacles I have ever seen, so consummately remarkable as to strain credulity. By chapter seven, I was struck speechless. I could barely process anymore, … Continue reading “now my bed, too, smells like clever musician”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,920,919,814],"class_list":["post-1959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-art","tag-hip-hopera","tag-trapped-in-the-closet","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1959"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1959\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}