{"id":1905,"date":"2006-08-11T11:08:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-11T11:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2006\/08\/11\/i-didnt-join-so-much-as-i-was-assimilated\/"},"modified":"2006-08-11T11:08:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-11T11:08:00","slug":"i-didnt-join-so-much-as-i-was-assimilated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2006\/08\/11\/i-didnt-join-so-much-as-i-was-assimilated\/","title":{"rendered":"I didn&#8217;t join so much as I was assimilated"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>I&#8217;m front page at <a href=\"http:\/\/mckenzee.comicgenesis.com\/\">Sinister Bedfellows<\/a> this week.<\/b> <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lulu.com\/content\/237585\">buy my book<\/i><\/a>.<\/p>\n<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/foxtongue\/212033081\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/97\/212033081_c969420287_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" \/><\/a> <br \/> <span style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;\">  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/foxtongue\/212033081\/\"><\/a> Originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/foxtongue\/\">Foxtongue<\/a>. <\/span><\/div>\n<p>  So very suddenly I find myself attached to a band. A band that is going on tour this weekend. I only found out yesterday, but the plans are well in place. I&#8217;m not sure how this happened, that I&#8217;m coming along, but it seems I am some sort of package deal. I&#8217;m going to Victoria this afternoon to hook up with <a href=\"http:\/\/mad_and_crazy.livejournal.com\">Nikky<\/a> for his gig, then I&#8217;m to meet a van-load of musicians at some random cross-roads disastrously early tomorrow morning to go to Gabriola for a concert at their wine festival. Sunday we&#8217;re back in Victoria and only returning to Vancouver for Monday night. I foresee a lot of not sleeping, really. Part of me is glad and part of me wants to know what the hell I think I&#8217;m doing. I&#8217;m not a musician, it rails, I&#8217;m barely even a writer!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/monkeyfluids.blogspot.com\/\">Monkeyfluids<\/a> is pretty good today, thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/kindelingboy.livejournal.com\">Michael<\/a> for reminding me it exists.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I went to a surreal educational puppet show about bees put on by DeeDee, a transgendered line-backer of a harpist from New York who drives a giant custom tricycle. It was in the park near my house and I know Vern, the fellow who made most of the bees. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/foxtongue\/206359641\/\">April<\/a> was there. Strange days on paper, but alright in person. I&#8217;m still unemployed, though I&#8217;m crossing my fingers for a local PA job that looks like it would be utterly perfect for my odd myriad media skills. (I have a viral marketing gig for September lined up in case everything else falls through). Last night I got some recording done at my mother&#8217;s house, so there&#8217;s a mp3 polished ready to send out to the darling people who thought I was worth paying for. There will be more when I return. It&#8217;s been a stupidly busy and unexpected time lately, I&#8217;m sure you understand. See you after the cut.<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/the-engine.net\/forum\/index.php?webtag=ENGINE&#038;msg=3885.1\">Jesus Monkey Pants in Space<\/a> has a new home on <a href=\"http:\/\/warrenellis.com\">Warren<\/a>&#8216;s The Engine.<\/b><br clear=\"all\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m front page at Sinister Bedfellows this week. buy my book. Originally uploaded by Foxtongue. So very suddenly I find myself attached to a band. A band that is going on tour this weekend. I only found out yesterday, but the plans are well in place. I&#8217;m not sure how this happened, that I&#8217;m coming &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2006\/08\/11\/i-didnt-join-so-much-as-i-was-assimilated\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I didn&#8217;t join so much as I was assimilated&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[855,23,857,856,791,22,792,858,611,790,859,801,64],"class_list":["post-1905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-band","tag-employment","tag-gabriola","tag-gigs","tag-liam","tag-music","tag-oliver","tag-paula","tag-puppets","tag-toot-a-lute","tag-touring","tag-troll","tag-vancouver-island"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1905"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1905\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}