{"id":1890,"date":"2006-07-20T23:27:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-20T23:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2006\/07\/20\/more-warning-would-have-helped-also-a-consultation\/"},"modified":"2006-07-20T23:27:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-20T23:27:00","slug":"more-warning-would-have-helped-also-a-consultation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2006\/07\/20\/more-warning-would-have-helped-also-a-consultation\/","title":{"rendered":"more warning would have helped, also, a consultation"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/chrisklapper.com\/\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.we-make-money-not-art.com\/yyy\/7swarnm.jpg\"><br \/> <span style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;\"><center>Chris Klapper<\/a>&#8216;s SWARM of insect-like baby dolls suspended from the ceiling<br \/>\nby cables and springs. You may safely ignore his other work.<\/center><\/span><\/div>\n<p><b>I&#8217;m trying to round up people who are willing to help my mother with a leisurely move on the price of pizza, beer, and appreciation.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s rented a van from 6 o&#8217;clock Friday morning to 6 o&#8217;clock Saturday morning. We won&#8217;t be moving boxes upon boxes, more just pieces of large furniture that she and I can&#8217;t move alone. I know it&#8217;s ill-timing, what with the plans to meet here for a movie than night-market, but I&#8217;m hoping people might still have the morning free. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theglobeandmail.com\/servlet\/story\/RTGAM.20060711.wwalmart0711\/BNStory\/National\/home\">Wal-Mart staff ordered to search store after bomb threat<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I did not mean to slam the door. Technically, true. I didn&#8217;t mean for it to be painful once I had done so either, the first link in <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=beyJUmO2mw8\">a chain reaction<\/a> of breaking down shaking in my kitchen, almost crying on my roommate, who wanted to know what was wrong. Usually I am better than that. I hold onto myself. I am polite. I keep to myself and swallow extraneous reactions. Feeling anything is risky, it&#8217;s true. Feelings have been nothing but a useless simmering frustration for a few years. There have been no rewards that were not false, no punishments that mercifully ceased. The heart as a holding pattern, understanding that there is no space to land. Dead air. Static. I did not mean to slam the door, but for my sake, I should have done so harder, I have not slammed a door in years. When I was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bmvit.gv.at\/video\/gurtenrettenleben2005.mpeg\">a child<\/a>, I would shake hotels and houses equally with the force of impact, <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=MfF_LRWolKs\">wood in wood frame<\/a>. My only vengeful outlet, because otherwise I am quiet, refusing to offer what is not asked and hating that no one dares. <\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chris Klapper&#8216;s SWARM of insect-like baby dolls suspended from the ceiling by cables and springs. You may safely ignore his other work. I&#8217;m trying to round up people who are willing to help my mother with a leisurely move on the price of pizza, beer, and appreciation. She&#8217;s rented a van from 6 o&#8217;clock Friday &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2006\/07\/20\/more-warning-would-have-helped-also-a-consultation\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;more warning would have helped, also, a consultation&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,832,831,343,471],"class_list":["post-1890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-art","tag-boys-suck","tag-etcetera","tag-family","tag-moving"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1890\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}