{"id":1776,"date":"2006-03-08T13:44:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-08T13:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2006\/03\/08\/tonight-theater-begins-until-sunday\/"},"modified":"2006-03-08T13:44:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-08T13:44:00","slug":"tonight-theater-begins-until-sunday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2006\/03\/08\/tonight-theater-begins-until-sunday\/","title":{"rendered":"tonight theater begins until sunday"},"content":{"rendered":"
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water play<\/a>
Originally uploaded by lightpainter<\/a>. <\/span><\/div>\n

Jimmy Buffet, a musician of some sort according to the blurb on the back, has managed to write novels that blissfully survive every bookshelf razing I’ve had in a decade. Back in 1989, he wrote Tales From Margaritaville<\/a>, a collection of short stories about cowboy sailors and being in love with the ocean that gave me cravings for fish, which I’m allergic to, and sailing down in Florida. I mention it because I’ve just re-read it for the Nth time and it still carries the same effect. It’s all flying-fish sandwiches and satisfying endings, people in a poisonous paradise doing the best they can and remembering to enjoy when they’re puzzled. He makes me care about football<\/a>, fishing and golf. It’s a little crazy. I’ve been<\/i> to Florida. <\/p>\n

Though of course, it makes for a great escape from the rain that’s outside, persistently threatening to dissolve the front windows of the store with basic erosion. It’s almost so much rain that it seems unrealistic<\/a> to try to describe. There’s more rain in the air between me and the opposite side of the street than would be required to fill a backyard pool. It’s like a joke. How much water was<\/i> there? This<\/b> much, and then you point to an ocean or a Great Lake and cackle like a demented child. Bloody ridiculous, really. <\/p>\n

I’ve been finding solace in the must-see media of the week, Un-Pimp My Ride<\/a><\/b>, a gratifying short series of advertisements from Volkswagon that feature a gang-signing german scientist, (“V-Dub representing Deutchland”), who actually made me laugh out loud. This video<\/a> was last week, though still wonderful.<\/p>\n

And by request: Warren, on his birthday, shamelessly flirting back and forth with Joss Whedon.<\/a><\/i>
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