{"id":1694,"date":"2005-12-13T15:38:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-13T15:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/12\/13\/longbaugh-you-know-what-im-gonna-tell-god-when-i-see-him-im-gonna-tell-him-i-was-framed\/"},"modified":"2005-12-13T15:38:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-13T15:38:00","slug":"longbaugh-you-know-what-im-gonna-tell-god-when-i-see-him-im-gonna-tell-him-i-was-framed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/12\/13\/longbaugh-you-know-what-im-gonna-tell-god-when-i-see-him-im-gonna-tell-him-i-was-framed\/","title":{"rendered":"Longbaugh: You know what I&#8217;m gonna tell God when I see him? I&#8217;m gonna tell him I was framed."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t turn my back on you for a minute. I&#8217;m in from the cold, inspired by darling <a href=\"http:\/\/gunn.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">gunn<\/a> to fix my dye, so wandering on-line while waiting for all the coloured goo to set. I look and it&#8217;s like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/~warren_ellis\">Warren<\/a> wrote the news on an especially bitter-hate-world sort of day. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/australia\/story\/0,,1665366,00.html\">Australia&#8217;s on a second night of Race Riots<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>The United States, (as <a href=\"http:\/\/insidiouswanker.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">insidiouswanker<\/a> points out), &#8220;always so fond of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/10042690\/\">criticizing China<\/a> for human rights transgressions, just keeps on running with that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2005\/12\/13\/AR2005121300429.html\">human rights abuse<\/a>.&#8221; As an aside to that, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/comment\/story\/0,3604,1665054,00.html\">The United States now ranks behind South Africa in civil rights<\/a>. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bestadsontv.com\/ad_details.php?id=556\"><i>for counter-point: A stylish music clip setting to get the vote message across to South Africans<\/a>.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>All in the same month, <a href=\"http:\/\/mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp\/national\/news\/20051210p2a00m0na021000c.html\">a cram school teacher murdered a twelve year-old student<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp\/national\/news\/20051202p2a00m0na008000c.html\">a Peruvian killed a 7 year-old and left her body in a cardboard box<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp\/national\/news\/20051203p2a00m0na005000c.html\">another 7 year-old was stabbed to death in Ibaraki<\/a>, and a high school girl <a href=\"http:\/\/mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp\/national\/archive\/news\/2005\/11\/14\/20051114p2a00m0na014000c.html\">was murdered by a fellow student<\/a> because he thought she was &#8220;going cold&#8221; on him.<\/p>\n<p>As if to top it, <b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2005\/12\/13\/AR2005121300026.html\">the State of California has just executed a man nominated five times for the Nobel Peace Prize<\/a>.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>What the hell people? Do we have to come over there and fuck-start your heads? Make where you live a better place to be, already.<br \/>\nSpread <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bestadsontv.com\/ad_details.php?id=923\">this link<\/a> around. This one <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bestadsontv.com\/ad_details.php?id=923\">right here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t turn my back on you for a minute. I&#8217;m in from the cold, inspired by darling gunn to fix my dye, so wandering on-line while waiting for all the coloured goo to set. I look and it&#8217;s like Warren wrote the news on an especially bitter-hate-world sort of day. Australia&#8217;s on a second &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/12\/13\/longbaugh-you-know-what-im-gonna-tell-god-when-i-see-him-im-gonna-tell-him-i-was-framed\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Longbaugh: You know what I&#8217;m gonna tell God when I see him? I&#8217;m gonna tell him I was framed.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[254,378,458],"class_list":["post-1694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-idiocy","tag-news","tag-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1694"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}