{"id":165,"date":"2003-12-03T20:47:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-03T20:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2003\/12\/03\/well-i-might-as-well\/"},"modified":"2003-12-03T20:47:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-03T20:47:00","slug":"well-i-might-as-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2003\/12\/03\/well-i-might-as-well\/","title":{"rendered":"well &#8211; I might as well&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME<br \/>\n1. Lying<br \/>\n2. Mistrust<br \/>\n3. Fear<\/p>\n<p>THREE THINGS I DON&#8217;T UNDERSTAND<br \/>\n1. Lying<br \/>\n2. Abject stupidity<br \/>\n3. Not liking eggnog<\/p>\n<p>THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW<br \/>\n1. Kick-ass swooshy long pleated skirt<br \/>\n2. tiny business shirt thing (thankee tara)<br \/>\n3. pendant of a girl getting eaten by the moon. (yes, she&#8217;s enjoying herself)<\/p>\n<p>THREE THINGS ON MY DESK<br \/>\n1. bills cat, o&#8217;in<br \/>\n2. a mess<br \/>\n3. glitter<\/p>\n<p>THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE<br \/>\n1. get the hell over the damned ocean<br \/>\n2. well, travel more<br \/>\n3. be the mother in white oleander<\/p>\n<p>THREE GOOD WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY<br \/>\n1. cynical<br \/>\n2. uninteresting<br \/>\n3. &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY<br \/>\n1. cynical<br \/>\n2. uninteresting<br \/>\n3. &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>THREE PARTS OF MY HERITAGE<br \/>\nerm &#8211; europe<\/p>\n<p>THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MY BODY<br \/>\n1. It fits me well<br \/>\n2. if I had a corset, I wouldn&#8217;t look like an idiot in it<br \/>\n3. &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>THREE THINGS I DON&#8217;T LIKE ABOUT MY BODY<br \/>\n1. total lack of eyesight<br \/>\n2. being so pathetically out of shape<br \/>\n3. it&#8217;s all hurty from the accident<\/p>\n<p>THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON&#8217;T KNOW ABOUT ME<br \/>\n1. I sometimes paint my toenails?<br \/>\n2. um&#8230;<br \/>\n3. okay &#8211; I give up. What don&#8217;t you know about me??<\/p>\n<p>THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST<br \/>\n1. *insert balck humour here*<br \/>\n2. I want\/need\/give me ice-cream<br \/>\n3. um&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>THREE PLACES I WANT TO GO<br \/>\n1. Europe<br \/>\n2. Meditteranean<br \/>\n3. more europe<\/p>\n<p>THREE NAMES THAT I GO BY<br \/>\n1. jhayne<br \/>\n2. foxtongue<br \/>\n3. today someone came up to me and asked if I was Porphyre<\/p>\n<p>THREE SCREEN NAMES I HAVE HAD<br \/>\n1. jhayne<br \/>\n2. porphyre<br \/>\n3. foxtongue<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME 1. Lying 2. Mistrust 3. Fear THREE THINGS I DON&#8217;T UNDERSTAND 1. Lying 2. Abject stupidity 3. Not liking eggnog THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW 1. Kick-ass swooshy long pleated skirt 2. tiny business shirt thing (thankee tara) 3. pendant of a girl getting eaten by the moon. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2003\/12\/03\/well-i-might-as-well\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;well &#8211; I might as well&#8230;.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=165"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}