{"id":1647,"date":"2005-10-30T03:23:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-30T03:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/10\/30\/oh-for-crying-four-in-the-morning\/"},"modified":"2005-10-30T03:23:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-30T03:23:00","slug":"oh-for-crying-four-in-the-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/10\/30\/oh-for-crying-four-in-the-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"oh for crying: four in the morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>brang<\/b> braaaang brang <b>braaaaaaang<\/b><\/p>\n<p>No, there is no fire, merely the very loud and <i>persistent<\/i> possibility of fire. <\/p>\n<p>Hooray for living in a building with a cranky AI fire-alarm. <\/p>\n<p>Only three of us went downstairs to the front door. There was me, the artist\/short order cook across the hall from Toronto who believes in psychics and doesn&#8217;t want the wrong sort of person to see his art, and a girl named Erica, just back from Brazil, who I&#8217;ve only just met in spite of the fact she moved in a month before me.<\/p>\n<p><b>edit: damnit, I think I figured it out., It must have been a daylight savings glitch. Frack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>brang braaaang brang braaaaaaang No, there is no fire, merely the very loud and persistent possibility of fire. Hooray for living in a building with a cranky AI fire-alarm. Only three of us went downstairs to the front door. There was me, the artist\/short order cook across the hall from Toronto who believes in psychics &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/10\/30\/oh-for-crying-four-in-the-morning\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;oh for crying: four in the morning&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[440,319],"class_list":["post-1647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-home","tag-ridiculous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1647"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1647\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}