{"id":1638,"date":"2005-10-19T01:51:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-19T01:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/10\/19\/beat-me-to-it-because-i-forget\/"},"modified":"2005-10-19T01:51:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-19T01:51:00","slug":"beat-me-to-it-because-i-forget","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/10\/19\/beat-me-to-it-because-i-forget\/","title":{"rendered":"beat me to it because I forget"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I tried to dye my hair bright pink today. It didn’t take, something deep in my physiology rejecting such a painfully vivid colour, but it’s coated my hands adequately as proof of after the fact. Otherwise, there would be no sign. I suspect it’s the first time I’ve ever attempted to paint myself something so.. cheerful. Here’s hoping that it didn’t take because my body’s learned how to reject falsities. <\/p>\n

Ms. Kelly Foxton does very unusual things with her pet squirrel. Her website is mostly photo galleries.<\/a> When I link to this sort of thing, can you believe I forgot the day before yesterday to link to the incest baby-death<\/a> news story here<\/a>? (similar somehow to the ‘only in the land of the free’ man charged for shocking his 8 year old daughter with electric coller<\/a>.)<\/i> <\/p>\n

It’s like I’m slipping. <\/p>\n

Another nice bit of news, a mysterious ‘half-animal, half-plant’ marine microbe was discovered by Japanese researchers<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Today I had my first time on a scooter and my first time driving one. It was terrifyingly<\/b> easy. I’ve decided that I need to drop by ICBC and find myself one of those horrid little books on The Rules Of Our Roads so that when I play with such things, it’s legal. oh canada, we stand on guard for thee<\/i>. My papers from the government should have arrived by now, the ones confirming my english citizenship, so I don’t think that I can stand to trust the office that said they would mail me one. Instead, this might become this weeks miniature crusade for meaning. Seems likely I need one. <\/p>\n

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I tried to dye my hair bright pink today. It didn’t take, something deep in my physiology rejecting such a painfully vivid colour, but it’s coated my hands adequately as proof of after the fact. Otherwise, there would be no sign. I suspect it’s the first time I’ve ever attempted to paint myself something so.. … Continue reading “beat me to it because I forget”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[429,399,157,366,378,174],"class_list":["post-1638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-awful","tag-driving","tag-friends","tag-new-orleans","tag-news","tag-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}