{"id":1608,"date":"2005-09-25T18:41:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-25T18:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/09\/25\/last-night-i-was-madly-upset-but-earlier-than-that-i-stole-a-pineapple-from-a-burlesque-show\/"},"modified":"2005-09-25T18:41:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-25T18:41:00","slug":"last-night-i-was-madly-upset-but-earlier-than-that-i-stole-a-pineapple-from-a-burlesque-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/09\/25\/last-night-i-was-madly-upset-but-earlier-than-that-i-stole-a-pineapple-from-a-burlesque-show\/","title":{"rendered":"Last night I was madly upset, but earlier than that I stole a pineapple from a burlesque show."},"content":{"rendered":"
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K-dog pulling duty offshore Iraq,
\nsweeps for underwater mines.<\/a>
Originally uploaded by lakerae<\/a>. <\/span><\/div>\n

I got the Real Woman talk again last night. The one that says I Cherish You But You’re Not For Fun. The Adult Elegance talk, the You’re Evil But Untouchable. I Want You But I Am Going To Go Home With her Because She Is Not As Important As You Are. <\/p>\n

Somehow it’s satisfying, it’s a flattery I can only and utterly respect. It quells the worries that spring up whenever I spend the majority of my time with young people that perhaps they are rubbing off on me in ways that I don’t want them to, eroding my prescience with their uncountable dramas, but amusingly, it irks me too. In a completely irrational, very female<\/i> way. I am fully aware, yes, that kissing me isn’t like kissing most girls, but do you have to point it out? I would like to at least occasionally pretend<\/i> that I could be permissive too. <\/p>\n

Bah. <\/p>\n

Boys.<\/p>\n

Also, Three dozen trained killer dolphins have escaped and may be armed.<\/a> True fact.
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K-dog pulling duty offshore Iraq, sweeps for underwater mines. Originally uploaded by lakerae. I got the Real Woman talk again last night. The one that says I Cherish You But You’re Not For Fun. The Adult Elegance talk, the You’re Evil But Untouchable. I Want You But I Am Going To Go Home With her … Continue reading “Last night I was madly upset, but earlier than that I stole a pineapple from a burlesque show.”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[155,133,375,402,319],"class_list":["post-1608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-flickr","tag-futurism","tag-hurricane","tag-nature","tag-ridiculous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}