{"id":1598,"date":"2005-09-15T11:53:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-15T11:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/09\/15\/my-ferret-tried-to-run-away-last-night-we-think-he-fell-off-the-balcony\/"},"modified":"2005-09-15T11:53:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-15T11:53:00","slug":"my-ferret-tried-to-run-away-last-night-we-think-he-fell-off-the-balcony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/09\/15\/my-ferret-tried-to-run-away-last-night-we-think-he-fell-off-the-balcony\/","title":{"rendered":"My ferret tried to run away last night. We think he fell off the balcony."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/foxtongue\/1351557\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/2\/1351557_679bc048bc_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" \/><\/a> <br \/> <span style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;\">  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/foxtongue\/1351557\/\">A note found taped<br \/>\nto the ceiling of a<br \/>\nbus station photobooth<\/a>  <br \/>  Originally uploaded<br \/>\nby <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/foxtongue\/\">Foxtongue<\/a>. <\/span><\/div>\n<p>There are days when I want red lipstick. Berry flavour Rita Hayworth silent sex star glimmering <i>red<\/i>. That perfect moue of a Casablanca kiss red, the disney approximation of vamp that haunts the dreams of old executives who remember the day the princess died. Marylin never wore this red, it&#8217;s simply not for blonde&#8217;s. This red is for the ghosts of famous prostitutes, it&#8217;s for the high heeled goddesses who walk the earth and knock over preconceived perceptions with a slight flick of their tongue. It&#8217;s for I&#8217;m Leaving You written on that one spectacular mirror that was such a find at the flea market, for that smudge on the collar that tells the other woman that you&#8217;re better than them. Deep passionate blood red. The red of fingernails in an 80&#8217;s movie, a mixture of the eyes wide shut blowjob of the pretty woman and the betrayal of modern culture burning bras.  <\/p>\n<p>Today isn&#8217;t one of those days, but yesterday might have been. I wanted to swim in eyes yesterday. Breathe in that comforting honey warmth that emanates from the sweetest of arsenic hearts and melts all my bones. Instead at home there&#8217;s cinnamon. A slender figure of awkward elegance, waiting to find my hand. I worry, but not very much. Lately I&#8217;ve been too tired, weary on a starvation level. Not enough calories to keep up with myself. My joints creak and snap when I move, and my head is in continual search for a pillow. <\/p>\n<p>Sunday   : working 2 &#8211; 5pm<br \/>Monday   : working 5 &#8211; 8pm, Korean movie night <br \/>Tuesday  :  <br \/>Wednesday: <br \/>Thursday : working 2 &#8211; 9pm<br \/>Friday   : working 3 &#8211; 9pm <br \/>Saturday : working 2 &#8211; 8pm<br clear=\"all\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A note found taped to the ceiling of a bus station photobooth Originally uploaded by Foxtongue. There are days when I want red lipstick. Berry flavour Rita Hayworth silent sex star glimmering red. That perfect moue of a Casablanca kiss red, the disney approximation of vamp that haunts the dreams of old executives who remember &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/09\/15\/my-ferret-tried-to-run-away-last-night-we-think-he-fell-off-the-balcony\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;My ferret tried to run away last night. We think he fell off the balcony.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[155,387,3,356],"class_list":["post-1598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-flickr","tag-lipstick","tag-relationships","tag-schedule"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}