{"id":1591,"date":"2005-09-07T16:24:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-07T16:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/09\/07\/how-many-downloads-of-ikea-porn-would-happen-if-i-posted-our-video\/"},"modified":"2005-09-07T16:24:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-07T16:24:00","slug":"how-many-downloads-of-ikea-porn-would-happen-if-i-posted-our-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/09\/07\/how-many-downloads-of-ikea-porn-would-happen-if-i-posted-our-video\/","title":{"rendered":"how many downloads of IKEA porn would happen if I posted our video?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Please, Ikea, hit me again!<\/a>
Originally uploaded by Foxtongue<\/a>. <\/span><\/div>\n

Ryan<\/a> is ill. Last night I stared at the ceiling a moment and thought, “Well damn, there’s no hair to hold out of the way, what else is there to do?” I’ve been living with a different kind of boy all my life, this mild cat fur is out of my purview. Strange that there’s even sickness in my house. I’m rarely ill, and I haven’t had a cold since I was shorter than a coffee table. I brought him a towel, a housecoat, and a glass of water, and he came back to bed rather quickly, the dry heaves accomplishing nothing. I entirely blame Dragon*Con. <\/p>\n

Now I’m going with Ray<\/a>, Sophie<\/a>, and Ryan<\/a> to brave The Brothers Grimm, having giggled appreciately a little at Warren<\/a>‘s Engine<\/a> troubles to off-set looking at New Orleans<\/a>, (some brief examples: US disaster chief delayed for hours<\/a>, Navy Pilots Who Rescued Victims Are Reprimanded<\/a>, Instead of Rescue Work, Fire crews to hand out fliers for FEMA<\/a>, New Orleans Mayor orders ‘forecful evacuation’ as contaminated waters threaten an environmental disaster<\/a>, (again, here, with audio and slideshow<\/a>), FEMA Blocks Photos of New Orleans Dead<\/a>, and a collection of other stories on FEMA<\/a>).
edit: here’s the video.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Please, Ikea, hit me again! Originally uploaded by Foxtongue. Ryan is ill. Last night I stared at the ceiling a moment and thought, “Well damn, there’s no hair to hold out of the way, what else is there to do?” I’ve been living with a different kind of boy all my life, this mild cat … Continue reading “how many downloads of IKEA porn would happen if I posted our video?”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[365,155,375,374,49],"class_list":["post-1591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-disaster","tag-flickr","tag-hurricane","tag-ikea","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}