{"id":1589,"date":"2005-09-05T13:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-05T13:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/09\/05\/which-as-is-east\/"},"modified":"2005-09-05T13:25:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-05T13:25:00","slug":"which-as-is-east","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/09\/05\/which-as-is-east\/","title":{"rendered":"which as is east?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/nm\/20050816\/sc_nm\/australia_crocodile_dc\">Scientists in Australia&#8217;s tropical north are collecting blood from crocodiles in the hope of developing a powerful antibiotic for humans, after tests showed that the reptile&#8217;s immune system kills the HIV virus<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Putting the crunch of a piece of metal against my skull, I wake up. The people are gone, there have been no voices or music for hours. I breathe, thinking I don&#8217;t like silence. My clothes are tangled in the bed, and I put my glasses on to see. The sky is a dull blue, obscured from a cutting edge by a pretence of clouds. I work this evening, and for some reason I want to say I&#8217;m sorry. A general apology to the world for existing, like if I were to talk, my voice would quaver with a thick underlying bass note. <\/p>\n<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.photobucket.com\/albums\/y34\/some_elsie\/090405sign.jpg\"><\/div>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nola.com\/\">New Orleans is finally getting rescued<\/a>, what&#8217;s left of it. <a href=\"http:\/\/news.independent.co.uk\/world\/americas\/article310186.ece\">Estimates say the city will have to be abandoned for at least nine months.<\/a> <i>(Of course, bloody <a href=\"http:\/\/www.forbes.com\/home\/feeds\/ap\/2005\/09\/04\/ap2205620.html\">Halliburton gets the rebuild contract<\/a>, bastards.)<\/i> People are still shooting, people are still dying and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.warrenellis.com\/?p=1187\">standing knee high in corpses<\/a>, <i>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sptimes.com\/2005\/08\/28\/Weather\/In_the_Superdome__tho.shtml\">they refused to let people leave the Dome<\/a>)<\/i>, and there&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/news\/feature\/2005\/09\/03\/the_bus\/index_np.html\">barely anywhere to put the survivors<\/a>, but a start has been made, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2005\/09\/05\/katrina_french_quart.html\">hopeful clans of organized humans are coming to light<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/evalux\/205341.html?nc=2\">fundraisers are getting properly underway<\/a>, and the Red Cross is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.redcross.org\/faq\/0,1096,0_682_4524,00.html#4524\">finally being let in<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/09\/05\/national\/nationalspecial\/05bush.html?oref=login&#038;pagewanted=print\">no thanks to the White House<\/a>. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/domystic\/291697.html?nc=4\">The presidential being what stood in the way of almost all rescue operations that were stalling<\/a>.)<\/b><\/p>\n<p>My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/~vgibson\">mother<\/a> rang yesterday, left a message. When I gave her a call back, my brother Cale picked up. &#8220;I got my lip pierced.&#8221; He&#8217;s all of fifteen, really the age for this sort of thing, I figure. I told him that just that day I&#8217;d been discussing how unattractive they are, and from there we degenerated into an arguement about who spits and who swallows. &#8220;I&#8217;ll bet you deep throat&#8221;, he said, and I replied, &#8220;Course I do, brat, I&#8217;m a good girlfriend. Not like you.&#8221; &#8220;I do too! Oh, wait. Fuck. You caught me. You suck, Jhayne.&#8221; &#8220;Yes dear, put mum on the phone&#8221;  His girlfriend was listening on his end and kept dissolving into laughing fits. &#8220;You&#8217;re sick Cale.&#8221; &#8220;But my sister says she doesn&#8217;t swallow! It&#8217;s a crime!&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><i>My best quote, &#8220;Oh come on mum, it sounds bad that I&#8217;m working in a sex shop, I&#8217;m best friends with my cheating ex, and I&#8217;m taking up with someone with a cokewhore sister, but it&#8217;s not. I&#8217;m the most stable I&#8217;ve been in a long time.&#8221;<\/i> <\/p>\n<p>I may not attend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/~kurrs\">Korean Movie Night<\/a> this evening. It depends. Are you planning on going?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scientists in Australia&#8217;s tropical north are collecting blood from crocodiles in the hope of developing a powerful antibiotic for humans, after tests showed that the reptile&#8217;s immune system kills the HIV virus. Putting the crunch of a piece of metal against my skull, I wake up. The people are gone, there have been no voices &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/09\/05\/which-as-is-east\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;which as is east?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[370,343,49,371,106],"class_list":["post-1589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-devastation","tag-family","tag-links","tag-natural-disaster","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1589\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}