{"id":1571,"date":"2005-08-19T16:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-19T16:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/08\/19\/might-as-well-2\/"},"modified":"2005-08-19T16:10:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-19T16:10:00","slug":"might-as-well-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/08\/19\/might-as-well-2\/","title":{"rendered":"might as well"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Go here<\/a>.
\n2. Pass it on.
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\n1.~How did you meet <\/a>spifficus<\/b><\/a>?<\/b> by blood<\/p>\n

2.~What would you do if you had never met <\/a>spaz_own_joo<\/b><\/a>?<\/b> Filling out one less of these question, damnit. I’m serious. His name shows up in every meme I may have ever done. Damned popular rockstars. <\/p>\n

3.~What do you honestly think of <\/a>plaidalicious<\/b><\/a>?<\/b> this question makes me suspicious. Does she need cheering up? Did something happen?<\/p>\n

4.~Would or did <\/a>coyote23<\/b><\/a> and <\/a>fluxamonia<\/b><\/a> go out?<\/b> they would never stop talking together long enough to -do- anything<\/p>\n

5.~Have you ever liked <\/a>remohraz<\/b><\/a>?<\/b> that would be telling<\/p>\n

6.~If <\/a>theturtlemoves<\/b><\/a> died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him\/her to know?<\/b> Dominique and I didn’t have wild sex in your livingroom, we just wanted to but never got around to it because of all that damned custard.<\/p>\n

7.~Would <\/a>mightygaijin<\/b><\/a> and <\/a>sciencequeen<\/b><\/a> make a good couple?<\/b> He’s the silver haired manager of a well known comic shop, she’s a dreadlocked goa queen from the wrong side of the tracks! THEY FIGHT CRIME!<\/p>\n

8.~Describe <\/a>twice_bothered<\/b><\/a> in 3 words:<\/b> notorious living elsewhere<\/p>\n

9.~Do you think <\/a>warren_ellis<\/b><\/a> is hot?<\/b> no comment<\/p>\n

10.~Would <\/a>theturtlemoves<\/b><\/a> and <\/a>greenstorm<\/b><\/a> make a lovely couple?<\/b> I can’t wrap my brain around that idea<\/p>\n

11.~What do you think of when you see <\/a>fluxamonia<\/b><\/a>?<\/b> red, grinning, and litigation jokes. <\/p>\n

12.~Tell me something humiliating about <\/a>sciencequeen<\/b><\/a>:<\/b> she speaks french.<\/p>\n

13.~Do you know any of <\/a>melody_rose<\/b><\/a>‘s family members?<\/b> Sometimes too intimately. Her brother’s a nudist. He cooks bacon.<\/p>\n

14.~What’s <\/a>mistersleepless<\/b><\/a>‘s favorite color?<\/b> black like the 80’s at night, when I was, oh, you know, six<\/b>. (hah)<\/p>\n

15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is <\/a>quazar3<\/b><\/a>?<\/b> on a scale of one to ten goths, she’s a seven. Her livingroom has heiroglyphics lining the ceiling with little penises in.<\/p>\n

16.~What would you do if <\/a>elsabet<\/b><\/a> just professed their undying love for you?<\/b> I say we throw a party for all the people who’ve done that. It would be fun. They could blow out the candles on the cake.<\/p>\n

17.~What language does <\/a>coyote23<\/b><\/a> speak?<\/b> ia ia english with a smattering of High Fidelity<\/p>\n

18.~Who is <\/a>mistersleepless<\/b><\/a> going out with?<\/b> he has temple whores now, I think. They send in so he doesn’t have to leave the pub.<\/p>\n

19.~Is <\/a>antastra<\/b><\/a> a boy or a girl?<\/b> Likes shoes and shopping and long walks on the beach. Eff off you stiupid question.<\/p>\n

20.~Would <\/a>reluctance<\/b><\/a> and <\/a>elsabet<\/b><\/a> make a good couple?<\/b> Next up on Wife Swap, a young hipster emo girl in the making, complete with pretty sex pictures on the internet and a marxist accordian player with a rasputin beard you could lose your car keys in. Who will die first?<\/p>\n

21.~Who do you think <\/a>six_v2<\/b><\/a> would be great with from this list?<\/b> Apparently there’s a thing in Vancouver called Engel-taint. It’s the number of people in the sexual chain between you and he. Jason, of course, being patient zero. <\/p>\n

22.~When was the last time you talked to <\/a>warren_ellis<\/b><\/a>?<\/b> Well, there was that one time, at band camp… Wait, I might have dreamt that one. Nevermind. Call it May or this week, either one works. <\/p>\n

23.~What is <\/a>remohraz<\/b><\/a>‘s favorite band?<\/b> I could go on a limb and guess the Cherry Popping Daddies maybe, of Zoot Suit Riot.<\/p>\n

24.~Does <\/a>mightygaijin<\/b><\/a> have any siblings?<\/b> His younger sister is one year younger than his own daughter, once again proving that I have no imagination. (Though I’ve an uncle one year younger than me).<\/p>\n

25.~Would you ever date <\/a>melody_rose<\/b><\/a>?<\/b> Too short, too pretty, too into going to Europe with out me and dating awful men.<\/p>\n

26.~Would you ever date <\/a>twice_bothered<\/b><\/a>? !.<\/b> I don’t date. 2. He is living far away now. 3. It’s Matthew Glick.<\/p>\n

27.~Is <\/a>six_v2<\/b><\/a> single?<\/b> I don’t believe so, no. I think he moved some ridiculous place to be with a Perfect Girl. As I haven’t heard from him in a coons age, I’m assuming the experiment was successful.<\/p>\n

28.~What is <\/a>mistersleepless<\/b><\/a>‘s last name?<\/b> “effing” Ellis<\/p>\n

29.~What is <\/a>reluctance<\/b><\/a>‘s middle name? <\/b>“57 Varieties”<\/p>\n

30~What is <\/a>plaidalicious<\/b><\/a>‘s fantasy? <\/b>Don’t make me go there. No, really. Ow. Fine. She wants to run a gamerstore\/coffeeshop named the Beanshea.<\/p>\n

31.~Where does <\/a>antastra<\/b><\/a> live? <\/b>That’s an interesting question. Lie back on the couch and we’ll see what it means.<\/p>\n

32.~Would you make out with <\/a>spifficus<\/b><\/a>?<\/b> I’ve always felt too awkward to ask, but now that this meme has broached the subject …<\/p>\n

33.~Are <\/a>spaz_own_joo<\/b><\/a> and <\/a>melody_rose<\/b><\/a> best friends?<\/b> I could picture them getting on like a recital hall on fire.<\/p>\n

34.~Does <\/a>twice_bothered<\/b><\/a> like <\/a>mistersleepless<\/b><\/a>?<\/b> He left him a note once in his journal. “I don’t know you from a hole in the wall, but I would appreciate it if you stopped wrecking Jayne’s brain. Some of us have to live with her, you know.”<\/p>\n

35.~How did you meet <\/a>reluctance<\/b><\/a>?<\/b> On-line I think. Livejournal, just like everyone else these days.<\/p>\n

36.~Is <\/a>warren_ellis<\/b><\/a> older than you?<\/b> Only when we’re optimistic.<\/p>\n

37.~Is <\/a>greenstorm<\/b><\/a> the sexiest person alive?<\/b> She’s a polyamorous nudist gardener. You decide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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