{"id":1491,"date":"2005-06-29T20:42:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-29T20:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/06\/29\/okay-this-just-hurts-my-brain-so-badly-i-want-to-destroy-things\/"},"modified":"2005-06-29T20:42:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-29T20:42:00","slug":"okay-this-just-hurts-my-brain-so-badly-i-want-to-destroy-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/06\/29\/okay-this-just-hurts-my-brain-so-badly-i-want-to-destroy-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Okay &#8211; this just hurts my brain so badly I want to destroy things."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Marissa has sent me e-mail today, the first in almost a year. <\/p>\n<p>A summary: <\/p>\n<p>SHE IS IN GERMANY STOP THE CHURCHES ARE PRETTY STOP <\/p>\n<p>IT&#8217;S PRETTY NEAT HERE STOP IT&#8217;S LIKE YOU SHOULD LIVE HERE STOP<\/p>\n<p>FRANKFURT PRAGUE VIENNA SALZBURG THEN MUNICH STOP<\/p>\n<p>HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY STOP WILL BRING YOU A PRESENT STOP<\/p>\n<p>Do you ever want to kill someone for something they have nothing to do with? Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think she understands.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marissa has sent me e-mail today, the first in almost a year. A summary: SHE IS IN GERMANY STOP THE CHURCHES ARE PRETTY STOP IT&#8217;S PRETTY NEAT HERE STOP IT&#8217;S LIKE YOU SHOULD LIVE HERE STOP FRANKFURT PRAGUE VIENNA SALZBURG THEN MUNICH STOP HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY STOP WILL BRING YOU A PRESENT STOP Do you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/06\/29\/okay-this-just-hurts-my-brain-so-badly-i-want-to-destroy-things\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Okay &#8211; this just hurts my brain so badly I want to destroy things.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[253,254,27,255],"class_list":["post-1491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-europe","tag-idiocy","tag-mishka","tag-surprise"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}