{"id":1432,"date":"2005-05-24T18:39:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-24T18:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/05\/24\/it-claimed-flame-on-the-label\/"},"modified":"2005-05-24T18:39:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-24T18:39:00","slug":"it-claimed-flame-on-the-label","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/05\/24\/it-claimed-flame-on-the-label\/","title":{"rendered":"it claimed FLAME on the label"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/foxtongue\/15546956\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos11.flickr.com\/15546956_e9c6c30a8b_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" \/><\/a> <br \/> <span style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;\">  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/foxtongue\/15546956\/\">date rape carrot<\/a>  <br \/>  Originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/foxtongue\/\">Foxtongue<\/a>. <\/span><\/div>\n<p>I woke up ill today. I woke up with nerves mis-firing. My teeth ached and my muscles felt as if they had been laced with broken glass. Words were gone, language deserting me for somewhere more hospitable. I tried to stand but fell. It took me too long to realize that I wasn&#8217;t in my own home. I tried to find something familiar. I found a mirror. <i>Who is that? They&#8217;re also on the ground. Ah, right. That must be me.<\/i> I woke again a few hours later, feeling far less deserted by my flesh though still aching. I&#8217;m not used to being sick. This starvation thing isn&#8217;t working out. I need to die in a far more interesting way. This shutting down of the resources one by one by one just isn&#8217;t me. Too trite, you know? I require some flaming inferno so you can see me again one last time on the WIERD NEWS collection in your local paper. Some personality accident where they thought I was trying to assasinate the Queen. <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ge.com\/en\/company\/companyinfo\/advertising\/video\/modelminers_r300.htm\">a televert on-line for General Electric<\/a> that I rather like. It reminds me of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kontrabandcontent.co.uk\/1\/graphics\/movies\/satisfaction.mov\">Banassi&#8217;s Satisfaction<\/a>, (right click to download). The music is an <i>especially<\/i> amusing choice.<br clear=\"all\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>date rape carrot Originally uploaded by Foxtongue. I woke up ill today. I woke up with nerves mis-firing. My teeth ached and my muscles felt as if they had been laced with broken glass. Words were gone, language deserting me for somewhere more hospitable. I tried to stand but fell. It took me too long &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/05\/24\/it-claimed-flame-on-the-label\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;it claimed FLAME on the label&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}