{"id":1426,"date":"2003-07-30T15:02:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-30T15:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2003\/07\/30\/muah-haha-my-killer-robot-beat-b5ss-killer-robot\/"},"modified":"2003-07-30T15:02:00","modified_gmt":"2003-07-30T15:02:00","slug":"muah-haha-my-killer-robot-beat-b5ss-killer-robot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2003\/07\/30\/muah-haha-my-killer-robot-beat-b5ss-killer-robot\/","title":{"rendered":"muah-haha &#8211; My Killer Robot beat b5ss&#8217; Killer Robot"},"content":{"rendered":"<form ACTION=http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/monster.cgi METHOD=GET>\n<table ALIGN=CENTER>\n<tr>\n<td STYLE=\"border:solid #00dd00; background-color:#004400; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#00dd00; font:x-small verdana;\"><font SIZE=+1 COLOR=#00ff00><b>FoxTongue<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<p> is a Giant Ant that dislikes Modern Architecture.<\/p>\n<p><font COLOR=#00ff00 SIZE=-2>Strength: 5 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 8<\/font><\/p>\n<hr SIZE=1 COLOR=#007700><input TYPE=hidden VALUE=\"FoxTongue\" SIZE=10><font SIZE=-2>To see if your <b>Giant Battle Monster<\/b> can<br \/>defeat FoxTongue, enter your name and choose an attack:<br \/><\/font><br \/><input TYPE=hidden NAME=def VALUE=\"FoxTongue\"><input TYPE=text NAME=att SIZE=10 STYLE=\"font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;\"> fights FoxTongue using <select NAME=a STYLE=\"font:Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;\"><option VALUE=\"S\"> Strength<option VALUE=\"A\"> Agility<option VALUE=\"I\"> Intelligence<\/select><br \/><input TYPE=submit VALUE=\"Battle!\" STYLE=\"font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/form>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FoxTongue is a Giant Ant that dislikes Modern Architecture. Strength: 5 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster candefeat FoxTongue, enter your name and choose an attack: fights FoxTongue using Strength Agility Intelligence<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,151],"class_list":["post-1426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-meme","tag-robots"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}