{"id":1418,"date":"2005-05-16T14:26:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-16T14:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/05\/16\/how-would-i-explain-this-to-the-children\/"},"modified":"2005-05-16T14:26:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-16T14:26:00","slug":"how-would-i-explain-this-to-the-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/05\/16\/how-would-i-explain-this-to-the-children\/","title":{"rendered":"how would I explain this to the children"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><b>how to get free parking downtown Vancouver:<\/b> If you use Future Shop gift card on the Impark machines that accepts credit cards, the machine reads it as a credit card. Input whatever time you want, the card isn&#8217;t affected at all.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Six o&#8217;clock Sunday morning is when my body decided to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2005\/05\/12\/victorianstyle_print.html\">punish me for Saturday excess<\/a>. Twitch said a muscle and my eyes slammed open to agony, thumb burying itself in my ankle suddenly turned to stone. I&#8217;m starting to get used to this, expecting it even. I danced from nine:thirty to three in the morning. I only sat down twice. <\/p>\n<p>Also upon waking, I had a crushing realization. <b>I forgot to hit up the secret swing when I was in Toronto<\/b>. I lose. I lose like children eating paint-chips, like an incredible miracle which never had any witness, like crayons with stupid names like Cheyenne Umber.  I lose out like a soldier missing his last kiss before he goes to war. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos10.flickr.com\/14051883_4896c71775.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I was not exactly happy stepping onto the plane, but I was pleasantly surprised by the in-flight movie. &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/star_wars_tech_legacy\">My polluted heart could not help but laugh.<\/a>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos14.flickr.com\/14051610_7d2f1b44e5.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>No one told me that Phantom of the Opera was a comedy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>how to get free parking downtown Vancouver: If you use Future Shop gift card on the Impark machines that accepts credit cards, the machine reads it as a credit card. Input whatever time you want, the card isn&#8217;t affected at all. Six o&#8217;clock Sunday morning is when my body decided to punish me for Saturday &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/05\/16\/how-would-i-explain-this-to-the-children\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;how would I explain this to the children&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}