{"id":1399,"date":"2005-05-03T04:03:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-03T04:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/05\/03\/a-45-min-nap-doesnt-cut-it\/"},"modified":"2005-05-03T04:03:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-03T04:03:00","slug":"a-45-min-nap-doesnt-cut-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/05\/03\/a-45-min-nap-doesnt-cut-it\/","title":{"rendered":"a 45 min nap doesn&#8217;t cut it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>it&#8217;s four a.m. and officially tuesday now*&#8230; but it&#8217;s still my sunday<\/p>\n<p>this has all been one day?*<\/b><\/p>\n<p><i>*expletives go here <\/p>\n<p>examples:<\/p>\n<li>fuck me ragged\n<li>my wretched disaster\n<li>cunting hells\n<p><\/i>and for your elucidation, Cunt is an English term that refers to the human female genitals. It is an old and native English word, replaced after the Norman Conquest, in jargon but not in the common tongue, by the Latin vagina, originally a Roman term meaning &#8220;scabbard&#8221; or &#8220;sheath.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So sod off.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s four a.m. and officially tuesday now*&#8230; but it&#8217;s still my sunday this has all been one day?* *expletives go here examples: fuck me ragged my wretched disaster cunting hells and for your elucidation, Cunt is an English term that refers to the human female genitals. It is an old and native English word, replaced &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/05\/03\/a-45-min-nap-doesnt-cut-it\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;a 45 min nap doesn&#8217;t cut it&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}