{"id":139,"date":"2003-10-28T12:31:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-28T12:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2003\/10\/28\/i-wanna-trick-or-treat-too-but-the-servers-down\/"},"modified":"2003-10-28T12:31:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-28T12:31:00","slug":"i-wanna-trick-or-treat-too-but-the-servers-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2003\/10\/28\/i-wanna-trick-or-treat-too-but-the-servers-down\/","title":{"rendered":"i wanna trick or treat too, but the server&#8217;s down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<table style=\"border: 1px black solid;\">\n<tr>\n<th colspan=\"2\" style=\"background-color: #ffdd00\">porphyre&#8217;s Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: <span style=\"background-color: #ffff00; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; border: 1px black solid\">9<\/span><\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"background-color: #eeeeee\">Average number of words per sentence:<\/td>\n<td style=\"background-color: #eeeeee\">17.25<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Average number of syllables per word:<\/td>\n<td>1.47<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"background-color: #eeeeee\">Total words in sample:<\/td>\n<td style=\"background-color: #eeeeee\">3260<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<form action=\"http:\/\/mavra.perilith.com\/~rfreebern\/gradelevel\/\" method=\"post\">\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\">Analyze your journal! Username: <input type=\"text\" name=\"username\"> <input type=\"submit\" value=\"Analyze\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/form>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\" style=\"font-size: x-small; text-align: center; background-color: #eeeeee\">Another fun meme brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/rfreebern\/\">rfreebern<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<table style=\"border: 1px black solid; background-color: white; color: black\">\n<tr>\n<th style=\"background-color: #00cc66\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.corknut.org\/toys\/potion\/\">The Potion Maker<\/a><\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: left\"><b>porphyrebium<\/b> is a translucent, coarse purple powder made from the heart of a gargoyle.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<form action=\"http:\/\/mavra.perilith.com\/~rfreebern\/potion\/\" method=\"post\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"username\" value=\"porphyre\"><\/p>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center\">Mix with porphyre! Username: <input type=\"text\" name=\"mix\"><input type=\"submit\" value=\"Mix\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/form>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center; font-size: x-small; background-color: #cccccc\">Yet another fun meme brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/rfreebern\/\">rfreebern<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>porphyre&#8217;s Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 9 Average number of words per sentence: 17.25 Average number of syllables per word: 1.47 Total words in sample: 3260 Analyze your journal! Username: Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern The Potion Maker porphyrebium is a translucent, coarse purple powder made from the heart of a gargoyle. Mix with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2003\/10\/28\/i-wanna-trick-or-treat-too-but-the-servers-down\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;i wanna trick or treat too, but the server&#8217;s down&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}