{"id":1329,"date":"2005-03-27T15:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-27T15:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/03\/27\/bandwagon-ahoy\/"},"modified":"2005-03-27T15:17:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-27T15:17:00","slug":"bandwagon-ahoy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/03\/27\/bandwagon-ahoy\/","title":{"rendered":"bandwagon ahoy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/qwantz\/28155.html\">Ryan<\/a> has started a meme. I am continuing it with one of my favourite songs. Welcome to BadTimes by Laika.<\/p>\n<p><b>instructions upon receiving badtimes e-mail<\/b><\/p>\n<li>delete immediately without reading\n<p><b>results of reading<\/b><\/p>\n<li>re-written hard disk\n<li>disks close to computer become scrambled\n<li>refrigerator coolness setting recalibrated\n<dd>result: melted ice-cream<\/dd>\n<li>credit cards demagnetized\n<li>VCR tracking ruined\n<li>subspace field harmonics render compact disks unreadable\n<li>ex relationship obtains current phone-number\n<li>antifreeze applied to fish-tank\n<li>all beer emptied\n<li>socks left on table (coffee) when company expected\n<li>dead kitten in suit (good) pocket (back)\n<li>car keys hidden\n<dd>time: late for work<\/dd>\n<li>infatuation with a penguin (bird)\n<li>nightmares about midgets (circus)\n<li>sugar applied to gas-tank\n<li>eyebrows shaved off\n<dd>time: while it dates current boy\/girlfriend without your knowledge<\/p>\n<dd>time: while billing entertainment (dinner, hotel) on your VISA card<\/dd>\n<li>grandmother seduced\n<dd>beyond the grave &#8211;> accessible<\/dd>\n<li>car moved randomly\n<dd>where: in parking lots<\/dd>\n<li>dog kicked\n<li>messages (libidinous) left on voice mail in your voice\n<dd>owner: boss<\/p>\n<li>Dutch Elm Disease\n<li>toilet seat left up\n<li>methamphetamines made in bathtub\n<li>bacon left cooking on stove\n<dd>time: when out chasing teenagers with your snowblower (new)<\/dd>\n<p><b>description<\/b><\/p>\n<li>insidious\n<li>subtle\n<li>dangerous\n<li>terrifying to behold\n<li>a rather interesting shade of mauve<br \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ryan has started a meme. I am continuing it with one of my favourite songs. Welcome to BadTimes by Laika. instructions upon receiving badtimes e-mail delete immediately without reading results of reading re-written hard disk disks close to computer become scrambled refrigerator coolness setting recalibrated result: melted ice-cream credit cards demagnetized VCR tracking ruined subspace &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/03\/27\/bandwagon-ahoy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;bandwagon ahoy&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}