{"id":1300,"date":"2005-03-13T17:57:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-13T17:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/03\/13\/something-i-wish-i-could-do\/"},"modified":"2005-03-13T17:57:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-13T17:57:00","slug":"something-i-wish-i-could-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/03\/13\/something-i-wish-i-could-do\/","title":{"rendered":"something I wish I could do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/~azilut\">Ethan<\/a>: I think the internet has just found a way to make my testicles shrivel.<br \/>\nme   : <i>Just?<\/i> Are you kidding? I used to be a man.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pya.cc\/pyaimg\/img200503\/2005030902E86D1.jpg\" height=\"600\" width=\"800\"><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/~umbriel\">Dee<\/a>: You are -cruel-<br \/>\nme   : hey &#8211; I&#8217;m listening to kate bush, I am damned well ALLOWED to kick puppies<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/~umbriel\">Dee<\/a>:  technically -hounds-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ethan: I think the internet has just found a way to make my testicles shrivel. me : Just? Are you kidding? I used to be a man. Dee: You are -cruel- me : hey &#8211; I&#8217;m listening to kate bush, I am damned well ALLOWED to kick puppies Dee: technically -hounds-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}