{"id":1286,"date":"2005-03-08T00:28:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-08T00:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/03\/08\/i-feel-like-a-straight-man\/"},"modified":"2005-03-08T00:28:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-08T00:28:00","slug":"i-feel-like-a-straight-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/03\/08\/i-feel-like-a-straight-man\/","title":{"rendered":"I feel like a straight man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/plaza.ufl.edu\/njh\/vids\/hurratorpedo.wmv\">As a sincere apology for the last post, I give you Norwegian Performance Art Total Eclipse of the Heart.<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p>Their name is Hurra Torpedo. They&#8217;re apparently one of many bands formed by the music collective Gartnerlosjen, (which translates roughly as The Fraternal Lodge of Gardeners). The lead singer, (Kristopher Schau), is also the singer of a band called Cumshots, which I&#8217;ve heard of though never heard. If anyone has some, I would like to try it out&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Also, for those who missed it the first time, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.greenskeepersmusic.com\/\">Greenskeeper<\/a>, (a band I only know because they&#8217;re close with Jay), released a video on-line a few months ago which spread like wildfire among a very certain sort of person. I&#8217;ve no idea how popular it was on the net as a whole, (or if anyone has ever heard of this band), but it&#8217;s sincerely one of my favourite peices of media. I feel obscurely touched that I was one of the first ten people to get it and even more thrilled that I get to pass it on. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/s9.yousendit.com\/d.aspx?id=0BNTPK6JC36S90JK3WRHCHPS6S\">Put the Lotion in the Basket.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>To perhaps convey my personality a little more concisely to the world; I sing this in public. <\/p>\n<p><b>Loudly. <\/b><\/p>\n<p>While <i>dancing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a sincere apology for the last post, I give you Norwegian Performance Art Total Eclipse of the Heart. Their name is Hurra Torpedo. They&#8217;re apparently one of many bands formed by the music collective Gartnerlosjen, (which translates roughly as The Fraternal Lodge of Gardeners). The lead singer, (Kristopher Schau), is also the singer of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/03\/08\/i-feel-like-a-straight-man\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I feel like a straight man&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}