{"id":1285,"date":"2005-03-07T03:21:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-07T03:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/03\/07\/i-found-it-boring-and-its-right-before-bed-i-need-my-head-checked\/"},"modified":"2005-03-07T03:21:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-07T03:21:00","slug":"i-found-it-boring-and-its-right-before-bed-i-need-my-head-checked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/03\/07\/i-found-it-boring-and-its-right-before-bed-i-need-my-head-checked\/","title":{"rendered":"I found it boring and it&#8217;s right before bed. I need my head checked."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m serious when I claim that you&#8217;ll regret it if you follow <a href=\"http:\/\/media.saait.net\/media.php?wm=octopusass.wmv\">this link<\/a>. It&#8217;s rather special, actually. The most precious bit was that I was listening to Carmen Miranda singing Chicka Boom Chick when it began playing. It almost synched. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m torn between wishing dearly that this sort of thing tweaked even a tiny bit of revulsion and wondering with slight trepidation what will finally break the bar the eels set for me, cause, yeah &#8211; if dead octopus don&#8217;t tweak me, my blood is turning to jade.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos6.flickr.com\/6065648_3c3d92a69e_m.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Still like me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m serious when I claim that you&#8217;ll regret it if you follow this link. It&#8217;s rather special, actually. The most precious bit was that I was listening to Carmen Miranda singing Chicka Boom Chick when it began playing. It almost synched. I&#8217;m torn between wishing dearly that this sort of thing tweaked even a tiny &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/03\/07\/i-found-it-boring-and-its-right-before-bed-i-need-my-head-checked\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I found it boring and it&#8217;s right before bed. I need my head checked.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}