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http:\/\/www.sexisforfags.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n This is an Abstinence site, tongue in cheek, and the pledge is awesome. An excerpt:<\/p>\n I, [MY NAME], hereby pledge: 2. To never let any slutty girls peer pressure me into touching their vaginas \u2013 because vaginas are totally gay. <\/p>\n 3. To ignore my raging hormones and burning drive to fondle, suckle, and thrust furiously into a hot gooey pit of creamy-soft fleshy ecstasy. <\/p>\n Also, the sister site: http:\/\/www.ironhymen.com\/<\/a> <\/b><\/p>\n A testimonial:<\/p>\n Muffy P.: “OHMIGOD, like, Iron Hymen taught me to respect myself way too much to ever let some hairy creep hock man-lugies on my Godly cervix like it’s some gross subway platform!” <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This from : http:\/\/www.sexisforfags.com\/ This is an Abstinence site, tongue in cheek, and the pledge is awesome. An excerpt: I, [MY NAME], hereby pledge: 1. To stay massively cool by not having sex. Because only major losers have sex \u2013 which everyone knows is only for fags. 2. To never let any slutty girls peer … Continue reading “because yeah, dude, sex is, like, so uncool”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
1. To stay massively cool by not having sex. Because only major losers have sex \u2013 which everyone knows is only for fags. <\/p>\n