This is what my mind throws at people when I’m too tired for conversation.<\/i><\/p>\n
A physicist is speeding along the highway and a siren pulls him over. The policeman asks, “Excuse me sir, do you know how fast you were going?” The physicist looks around, “No, but I know where I am!”<\/p>\n
So why was Heisenberg’s wife unsatisfied? <\/p>\n
When he had the time he didn’t have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn’t have the momentum.<\/p>\n
.. and two elephants and a snake fall over a cliff badda bump ssss.<\/p>\n
Speaking of elephants, what do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape? <\/p>\n
Elephant grape<\/i> sin{theta}<\/p>\n
Just like asking what’s gray and proves the nondenumerability of the Reals? <\/p>\n
Cantor’s Diagonal Elephant <\/p>\n
Sheerly in self defense, Dee<\/a> added, “why do elephants put springs on their feet?”<\/p>\n The answer: to rape monkeys<\/p>\n Next, what is the monkeys most feared sound?<\/p>\n boing boing<\/i> boing boing<\/b><\/p>\n Yeah, I should go to bed…<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This is what my mind throws at people when I’m too tired for conversation. A physicist is speeding along the highway and a siren pulls him over. The policeman asks, “Excuse me sir, do you know how fast you were going?” The physicist looks around, “No, but I know where I am!” So why was … Continue reading “said the dog, I’m looking for the man who shot my paw”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}