{"id":1205,"date":"2005-02-04T02:42:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-04T02:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/02\/04\/im-going-to-be-naked-on-a-table-with-a-sinful-delicious-cake\/"},"modified":"2005-02-04T02:42:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-04T02:42:00","slug":"im-going-to-be-naked-on-a-table-with-a-sinful-delicious-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/02\/04\/im-going-to-be-naked-on-a-table-with-a-sinful-delicious-cake\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m going to be naked on a table with a sinful delicious cake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I want to put some of my past in a vacuum sealed jar and toss it into the ocean for someone else to find. The weight of other people can be a panic button sometimes. When I realize at two in the morning that I&#8217;m going to a play that Bill may be attending, I&#8217;m fine. When I remember that we worked on it together, I smile. When I realize I&#8217;m going with approximately eight boys, I get a moment of panic. I worry for him. It&#8217;s a thrill though my body of sorry sounding adrenaline. The reality of such a situation probably won&#8217;t matter, I&#8217;ll simply be a slut heathen. It&#8217;s a rather large chain around me, if I look at it, but I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m going to care. I&#8217;m better enough that it&#8217;s okay if he continues to see me skewed. I know that I can&#8217;t help it. I&#8217;m myself and I like it.<\/p>\n<p><b>I woke up this morning to a phonecall. &#8220;Hi! I&#8217;m calling for Jhayne. This is Sweet Confections! You have won a cake!&#8221;<\/b> I think we need to throw a party to celebrate. This is a limited time offer sort of thing, so I have a time limit on when I need to pick it up. I want a sunny day and ten people in a park, but the weather is unlikely to co-operate. I have another one, as well, from my birthday, that I haven&#8217;t claimed. I&#8217;ll have to fairly soon. What say a group of us go for dessert sometime soon and I ask after all the details?<\/p>\n<p>My other news I&#8217;m going to toss into bold is that <b>I&#8217;m going to be a lifecasting model<\/b>. Fifty bucks for two castings. His website leads me to believe that he sometimes makes bronze, but I believe these are going to be plaster. I&#8217;m rather excited, or if not excited, then happy. Moments connecting into place on this one, an experience I suspect I&#8217;ve always wanted to try, and I&#8217;m getting paid for it. I thought I had someone to go with me, but scheduling may be getting in the way. Is there anyone available to jaunt into North Burnaby with me early Thursday morning?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want to put some of my past in a vacuum sealed jar and toss it into the ocean for someone else to find. The weight of other people can be a panic button sometimes. When I realize at two in the morning that I&#8217;m going to a play that Bill may be attending, I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2005\/02\/04\/im-going-to-be-naked-on-a-table-with-a-sinful-delicious-cake\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I&#8217;m going to be naked on a table with a sinful delicious cake&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}