I have just received a phonecall that I am usually guilty of giving.<\/p>\n
-ring-
\n“Hello?”
\n“Hello! Inexplicable question? (round or straight)”
\n“You’re not allowed to be me!”
\n“Yes I am. Answer the question.”
\n“Um, answers question (round)”
\n“Another inexplicable question? (silver or gold)”
\n“What are you doing?”
\n“You know what I’m doing, answer the question.”
\n“Damn you, you’re getting me a present? I hate you. You’re getting me a book, aren’t you?”
\n“And the answer?”
\n“Answer. (never gold)”
\n“There is it then. Thanks! Love you! Glad you read my post.”
\n“Which po-”
\n-dialtone-<\/p>\n
Now I know what it’s like to be on the other end of such conversation, will it stop me from calling people with things like this? No, of course not, I am unfair. I am wretchedly unfair, but now I know for certain what it does to them.<\/p>\n
I didn’t even call back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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