{"id":1140,"date":"2004-12-29T14:27:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-29T14:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/12\/29\/i-like-tweaking-these-just-a-tiny-bit\/"},"modified":"2004-12-29T14:27:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-29T14:27:00","slug":"i-like-tweaking-these-just-a-tiny-bit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/12\/29\/i-like-tweaking-these-just-a-tiny-bit\/","title":{"rendered":"I like tweaking these just a tiny bit"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n\n
Doctor Unheimlich<\/a> has diagnosed me with
Porphyre’s Syndrome<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Cause<\/b>:<\/td>\nnot enough information<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Symptoms<\/b>:<\/td>\npurple hair, dilation of pupils, bruising, sudden metallic spots<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Cure<\/b>:<\/td>\nexpensive biofeedback devices<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:<\/form>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

Today I’m dreaming of going outside again. I think it’s going to happen, my set-up allows for wet now. The proper codecs were downloaded, the fitting clothes found to scrape the water from my sky-lit waterfall. Drenching waves of downpour have been occluded by practical planning and chipper music. Got to take my victories where I find them. If I make it to the city, that will be one less massacre. I put a gold sticker at the base of my throat to ward off bad luck. A reminder. Honey should not be given to infants under 14 months.<\/i> I think it might clash with my lace gloves, but I can’t find a reason to care. I’m getting indolent, here in a rainy little town. The transit doesn’t want to co-operate. Terrible little PDFs that don’t like loading matched with useless information pages showing ERROR 404. One more day stuck in this white-washed box, I get on a plane and go back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withPorphyre’s Syndrome Cause: not enough information Symptoms: purple hair, dilation of pupils, bruising, sudden metallic spots Cure: expensive biofeedback devices Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Today I’m dreaming of going outside again. I think it’s going to happen, my set-up allows for wet now. The proper codecs were … Continue reading “I like tweaking these just a tiny bit”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}