{"id":1129,"date":"2004-12-21T12:33:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-21T12:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/12\/21\/that-im-listening-to-music-that-rhymes-methadone-with-megaphone-slightly-disturbs-me\/"},"modified":"2004-12-21T12:33:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-21T12:33:00","slug":"that-im-listening-to-music-that-rhymes-methadone-with-megaphone-slightly-disturbs-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/12\/21\/that-im-listening-to-music-that-rhymes-methadone-with-megaphone-slightly-disturbs-me\/","title":{"rendered":"That I&#8217;m listening to music that rhymes methadone with megaphone slightly disturbs me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><b>TODAY IS THE PARTY.<br \/>\n<\/b>SHOW UP AFTER 5pm WITH A WACKY PRESENT OR REGRET IT BITTERLY WHEN EVERYONE TELLS YOU HOW AWESOME IT WAS WITHOUT YOU<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TODAY IS THE PARTY. SHOW UP AFTER 5pm WITH A WACKY PRESENT OR REGRET IT BITTERLY WHEN EVERYONE TELLS YOU HOW AWESOME IT WAS WITHOUT YOU<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}