{"id":1035,"date":"2004-11-13T02:18:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-13T02:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/11\/13\/everyday-21-newborn-babies-are-given-to-the-wrong-parents\/"},"modified":"2004-11-13T02:18:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-13T02:18:00","slug":"everyday-21-newborn-babies-are-given-to-the-wrong-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/11\/13\/everyday-21-newborn-babies-are-given-to-the-wrong-parents\/","title":{"rendered":"everyday 21 newborn babies are given to the wrong parents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a bouncy kind of misery when nothing goes right but you&#8217;re not allowed to cry. It shakes into you and makes you dance. Moaning saxophone rippling into a twirling wet skirt of sound to catch at your feet like walking through rain with a birthday party. <\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t get the New Music West wristband off without cutting it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a bouncy kind of misery when nothing goes right but you&#8217;re not allowed to cry. It shakes into you and makes you dance. Moaning saxophone rippling into a twirling wet skirt of sound to catch at your feet like walking through rain with a birthday party. I can&#8217;t get the New Music West wristband &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/11\/13\/everyday-21-newborn-babies-are-given-to-the-wrong-parents\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;everyday 21 newborn babies are given to the wrong parents&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1035"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}