{"id":1004,"date":"2004-11-03T10:17:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-03T10:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/11\/03\/deathly-serious\/"},"modified":"2004-11-03T10:17:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-03T10:17:00","slug":"deathly-serious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/11\/03\/deathly-serious\/","title":{"rendered":"deathly serious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To my American friends, I say this, as a Canadian, I can offer you a little bit of freedom.<br \/>\nTo those of you trapped, <b>I can offer my hand in marriage.<\/b><br \/>\nThere&#8217;s nothing that doesn&#8217;t say we can&#8217;t lie about consummation.<\/p>\n<p>I still want Cascadia to happen.<\/p>\n<p>On a similar note &#8211; does anyone know if I can British Citizenship through a grandmother?  I loathe this place. It&#8217;s too new, there&#8217;s no history here, no stones to walk on. Trapped by it&#8217;s mountains and the small townies who think they&#8217;re in a city now. It&#8217;s terrible. If not, does anyone over there want me?<\/p>\n<p><i>Is there a local Guy Fawks? Effigy burning might be a nice thing to do this week.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I woke this morning in the friendly room. Non-euclidean until I focused-put-on-my my eyes, the master bedroom is nicely lit by sun in spite of being in the basement. I could like it here, comfortable is cluttered with AV gear sure, but not for long. Don&#8217;t ask me to live here. November light is somehow more diffuse than October&#8217;s. Fill me with something other than this chocolate cookie and passionfruit juice breakfast. Bitter stale chips of political revelation don&#8217;t count. I don&#8217;t remember feeling so empty over a swan song vote. <\/p>\n<p>Tonight is the house-warming\/goodbye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To my American friends, I say this, as a Canadian, I can offer you a little bit of freedom. To those of you trapped, I can offer my hand in marriage. There&#8217;s nothing that doesn&#8217;t say we can&#8217;t lie about consummation. I still want Cascadia to happen. On a similar note &#8211; does anyone know &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/2004\/11\/03\/deathly-serious\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;deathly serious&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1004"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1004\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxtongue.com\/dreampepper\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}