- Fri, 19:59: RT @ioerror: Canada is part of the eavesdropping network: http://t.co/wVNUEpOJA6
- Fri, 20:00: RT @mattblaze: “No one is listening to your phone calls” because with this much metadata no one needs to.
- Fri, 20:27: I’m at Bon’s Off Broadway (Vancouver, BC) http://t.co/7HAddduWCt
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My tweets
- Thu, 20:27: I’m at St. Augustine’s Craft Brew House & Kitchen – @staugustinesvan w/ @gavmag http://t.co/gF9afCPZeB
- Thu, 23:40: W. Gavin. (@ Grandview Park) http://t.co/5HNwmYyRBu
- Fri, 03:59: The Piano Has Been Drinking: Tom Waits Tribute Night (@ The Rio Theatre) http://t.co/y95POA469E
- Fri, 07:04: Dropping in on Jim’s band. (@ Falconetti’s East Side Grill) http://t.co/VZD1BGMtxQ
My tweets
- Wed, 18:56: Pro-Tip: Do Not Teach Your Boss The Word Sheeple.
- Thu, 05:26: Surpise fireworks! w. Colin. (@ Coal Harbour Seawall) http://t.co/FzFeiI7QDS
- Thu, 05:37: I’m at Hon’s Wun-Tun House (Vancouver, BC) http://t.co/joI3338U6R
My tweets
- Tue, 18:32: RT @CaytonHolland: I wrote this about the worst thing I ever went through. It was hard but I need to put it out there. I miss you Lydia. ht…
- Tue, 19:13: Facebook Friend #18 – Mike I met Mike when he mistook me for a model at a dance party when we were teenagers in… http://t.co/72qK7VNzEE
- Tue, 19:38: Mike & Karina http://t.co/z9jzBXpHo1
- Wed, 00:08: RT @amandapalmer: tune in at http://t.co/arm28OYtXm to watch our PARTY ON THE INTERNET!!!! #AFPsalon https://t.co/wXEUInCcUX
- Wed, 01:32: RT @jujyfruit0: Damn. @_SuperKate_. Damn. I kinda want to learn belly dancing now. #AFPSalon
- Wed, 01:47: I appreciate that “Tori Amos” is now a verb. #AFPsalon
- Wed, 02:12: Gosh, I remember being there on-line with everyone when this song was being put together. How long ago was that?! #AFPsalon
- Wed, 03:57: RT @knitswithsticks: @RedstarUnion #AFPSalon no no no, thank YOU For broadcasting!! Amazing job. @indeciSEAN @amandapalmer
- Wed, 06:01: RT @DroneInsertion: DRONES HAVE FIXED HUMAN ROMANCE NOVELS TO CORRECT MISSPELLINGS OF ‘DRONES’. FOUND ERRORS: ‘WOMAN’, ‘EMBRACE’, ‘HANDSOME…
- Wed, 06:08: My new desktop: The gasmaks dervish picture from Taksim. http://t.co/rzV7xXLpJF
Mike & Karina

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Mike’s girlfriend is a sweet, appealing girl with a fast smile and clever eyes. (He met her while living in Santiago, Chile). She primarily speaks Spanish, which I mostly understand but can no longer speak, while I primarily speak English, which she can read, but not easily comprehend when spoken. We both lack the complex vocabulary. Mike acts as a guide between us, he explains and untangles our words. We all laugh in the right places, though, and manage complex topics like feminism, family structures, culture maps, information design, game theory, and politics. The language gap could have been awkward had we been other people, but instead it became entertainment, a brainteaser we share and enjoy.
Facebook Friend Portrait #18 – Mike Kitt

Facebook Friend #18 – Mike
I met Mike when he mistook me for a model at a dance party when we were teenagers in Vancouver together,
before he went off to travel the world as a video game designer. He is back in Montreal now, which is slightly
more convenient to visit than Santiago, and I am honoured to have such a clever and intelligent man as a friend.
My favourite thing to share about Mike might be the collection of semi-precious stone spheres he displays to
accurately represent the size of the planets of both our home system of Sol and that of the Star Wars universe.
My Facebook Friends Portrait project began when I hit 1000 friends on Facebook in 2012. The project is on-going and shall continue until I take a portrait of every FB friend I have.
My tweets
- Mon, 18:56: I’m at Scandilicious http://t.co/KCb9ziJeOR
- Mon, 19:17: I’m at Grandview Park (Vancouver, BC) http://t.co/IfDnFMWwef
- Mon, 20:56: RT @LafinJack: “Typical controlled contaminant” “pudding mix” https://t.co/cVLu961VK3
My tweets
- Sun, 19:18: started from an e-mail I wrote this morning http://t.co/4ahlFeE7hk
- Sun, 20:55: I’m at Vancouver Mini Maker Faire – @makerfaire_van w/ @markklotz http://t.co/tswuoWwo3y
- Sun, 23:34: legion of flying monkeys performance at mini maker faire, “so i had these dreams my aunt wanda was having a gall bladder attack.” #mmfv
- Sun, 23:35: Echoes of, “I looked in the medicine cabinet, because sometimes I put it there, but my penis wasn’t there either.”
- Sun, 23:41: Everyone’s singing along now to “fat, religious white people rule the world.” #lfm #mmmfv
- Mon, 00:09: Regret for all the time Vancouver had a Gonzo Dog Band that I didn’t know about. #legionofflyingmonkeys
- Mon, 03:18: I’m at Commercial Drive (Vancouver, BC) http://t.co/OpPngzYmoF
- Mon, 05:59: Jillian christmas just turned her stolen bicycle piece into one about a stolen vibrator. Both true stories w. a convenient syllable count.
started from an e-mail I wrote this morning
My early morning consisted of more cold pizza, updates from the uprising in Turkey, and stark wonder at the absolute disaster area my room has turned into. What is your place like? Mine looks like I've kept the motor running. I tore it apart before my trip, unable to find something, (plus my coat rack fell down just as I was leaving, taking a shelf with it), returned to the mess, then threw a party, then left town again, and now I'm sitting in the middle of it, overwhelmed. I've put on some music and managed a shower, but now I'm shuffling things around, unable to see an end to the jumble. Piles of books, paper, and electronics all over my desk, a strange miscellany of taxidermy, teacups, and laundry everywhere else. I've been sleeping in a small cocoon of pillows, as the majority of my bed has been turned into a stuff sorting table.
Now I'm tucked in at Kyle's place, situated in an entirely different cocoon of pillows as I write and he tinkers with red velvet waffles with cream cheese sauce. I'm checking mail, writing snippets to people, arranging the pieces of my life into an immediate future. He has just explained to me that red velvet is just a prettied up chocolate, though he doesn't understand why. I returned that the red is to make it sexy, to show it's chocolate that's ready to mate. My music from earlier is still playing. The buttermilk I brought over has gone into the batter. Kyle is making chocolate truffle coffee in time to the tapping of my keys on the keyboard. There are two teenage girls at the kitchen table, quietly in recovery from whatever they were up to last night.
I feel like I'm borrowing someone else's domesticity. I am the house-cat, rock and roll purring, a gray and black creature come in from the cold. I can't express how much I wish I had this myself.
My tweets
- Sat, 16:56: I’m at Peace Arch Border Crossing (Surrey/Blaine, BC/WA) w/ 2 others http://t.co/HMI2xbYVel
- Sun, 02:04: With Robin and co. (@ Famoso Neapolitan Pizzeria – @famosopizzeria) http://t.co/889bKAwTqM
- Sun, 04:31: With Robin and Co. (@ Landmark Cinemas) http://t.co/5m4SwYGEpy